how to avoid writing

to give the flip side of susannah’s recent tips on how to get unstuck when writing, here’s some tips for you on how to avoid writing at all costs. these tips are based on my own (current) real-life experiences.

  1. procrastinate. make lots of lists of things to do. get them all done aside from the ones where you have to write something
  2. say yes to invitations from friends to write guest posts and be part of exquisite collaborations, then be prepared to experience the worst writer’s block ever
  3. never allow yourself any time to sit quietly. avoid going for a walk alone at. all. costs. these moments are where creative ideas are born
  4. claim VOICE as your word for the year, then do all that you can to suppress it
  5. read other people’s writing and get depressed because what they have to say appears to be more interesting than anything you could possibly write yourself
  6. hang out online for hours on end not really with any purpose in mind
  7. watch movies that aren’t really that good
  8. fill your blog with crazy moustaches and leave your paper journals as dry & dusty as death valley
  9. pretend you have nothing to say

all or nothing?

all
these things are seemingly unrelated;
some not even visible to the naked eye.
they laugh at me, daring me to speak only truth.

twin
lights stare back at me from the reflection in the mirror:
who are you? what are you doing here? how…
is it possible that we even exist?

infinity
is the colour of invisible. i
want to buy a cloak that colour, fade
into the sigh of eternity.

twelve
shuffles itself around my brain as if seeking
a purchase. it has no meaning. i am searching
for meaning.

© 2010. leonie wise

highland fling: postcards from scotland

i fall in love with every place we visit and scotland was no exception.

okay, so we also had a sweet van (1) to cruise around in, and some stunning weather that really did show us the highlands at their finest.

about an hour after we left the pick-up point in our van florence, i realised there was no way we would be able to stick to the original itinerary. the old vw just can’t be hurried (top speed was about 55mph – that’s downhill with a tailwind – cruising speed about 40mph) and so plans had to be changed in order to adopt a slow travelling style. slow travel turned out to be the theme for the week!

first stop: food. and (thanks to the power of teh internets) we found a great farm shop (2) not far from our starting point. we picked up some locally smoked salmon, fresh trout pate, scottish cheese, oatcakes and two loaves of freshly baked (still warm) bread. so delicious that we ate almost half a loaf straight away.

the jacobite
our first full day we spent taking the jacobite steam train from fort william to mallaig (3).

this railway journey has been voted best in the world a couple of years running now and is the journey that the hogwarts express train takes in the harry potter movies. it crosses the beautiful glenfinnian viaduct (pictured above) as part of the journey. have a look out for it next time you watch one of the movies…

the jacobite
we had stunning weather and breathtaking scenery the whole way.

arriving at mallaig, we wandered out to the harbour where the skyline bristles with fishing boat masts and colourful reflections dance on the water.

mallaig

mallaig - looking towards isle of skye
and there are wonderful views out towards the isle of skye

fush and chups
(in a place like this, fish & chips were definitely required for lunch)

kippers by post

the next part of our journey took us over one of the most amazing roads i’ve ever travelled: the bealach nam bo, or bealach na ba (depending on who you ask). all my photographs from this road were taken out the window as nic navigated the steep and windy roads – no places to stop and far too steep to coax florence into a hill start!

bealach na ba - the pass of the cattle

bealach na ba - the pass of the cattle

The Bealach nam Bo (the pass of the cattle) is an old drove road used in past times to take cattle to the market.  The coast road was completed in 1975, and prior to this, the coastal townships were only accessible by foot path or by sea. The Bealach nam Bo is the highest pass in Scotland at 626m (2053 feet) above sea level.  The road incorporates a number of hairpin bends and is unsuitable for learner drivers, caravans or those of a nervous disposition. (4)

bealach na ba - the pass of the cattle

we ended up at the campsite at applecross (5), where plans changed again as we realised it was far too beautiful there to stay only one night and our second full day was full of exploring the applecross area on foot.

applecross inn

walled garden, applecross

scottish highlands

being checked=

tuesday we packed up again and took the low road around the coast from applecross to the tiny northern lights campsite (6) overlooking little loch broom.

northern lights campsite, little loch broom

then following day, after a hearty breakfast of porridge with cream & brown sugar (in honour of my maternal grandmother), we trundled on again to the summer isles located on the Coigach Peninsula. here, i could have stayed forever.

coigach peninsula

higland cattle - havin' a scratch

polbain stores, coigach peninsula

it’s a tiny part of scotland with only about 80-100 residents all year round. according to the chap who runs the polbain stores (7), when the tourists are away, the locals get rowdy down at the local hall and have been known to have quite the party in the off-season. guess they have to do something to keep warm!

croft grown salads, coigach peninsula

badentarbat bay, coigach peninsula

we had dinner booked at the local summer isles hotel (8): it boasts lovely views across the summer isles, a michelin starred restaurant and a whisky nook. we thought we’d give florence a night off, and managed to get a great deal on the last room they had available – in the annex, with a nest of baby swallows just outside the door. perfect!

summer isles hotel, coigach peninsula

swallow & babies, summer isles hotel
(don’t their little beaks and tufty heads remind you of muppets?)

thursday morning, we hopped on a boat at Badentarbat Bay (9) that took us on a leisurely ride around the summer isles, stopping to look at seals and caves along the way, before landing on the only inhabited island called tanera mor for lunch. the place has its own stamps, so i purchased some to send the postcards i’d written to family & friends along the way.

badentarbat bay, coigach peninsula

postcards from tanera mor

friday was our last day in the camper and i have to say that, after the summer isles, our night on the shores of loch ness was pretty average. the glens are beautiful but the lake itself didn’t really appeal. plus we didn’t see nessie, so there’s not really anything to show from there.

with love to you wherever you are,
leonie
p.s. more photos up on flickr. comments welcome and appreciated.

FOOTNOTES:

  1. cheers to mr. petherick for this phrase. the van mentioned was rented from escape campers
  2. fencebay farm shop. go there! well worth a visit. delicious smoked fish, pate, cheeses and BREAD. try the bread.
  3. the jacobite
  4. Source: The Applecross Peninsula; A tour of the peninsula
  5. applecross campsite
  6. northern lights campsite
  7. polbain stores
  8. summer isles hotel
  9. summer isles cruises

postcards from london

(the literal version)

these postcards were on a stand outside a part of london that doesn’t get many tourists passing by. i am very tempted to return, buy the whole stack of curled postcards on the right and use them for something creative.

maybe i could send them to people – do an unloved postcards swap or something.
any other suggestions?

fridgepoem

run storm goddess.
your mad blue-moon beauty,
drunk on cool water,
will crush their want
take a delirious
forest smell with them,
and honeydiamond singing.

postcards from waterfall country, wales

greetings friends, fellow gypsy travellers and armchair adventurers.

i have four things to share with you today
(hello and welcome to you if you’re visiting me from gypsy girl’s guide, it’s nice to have your company here.)

  1. i’ve got a guest post up over on gypsy girl’s guide: there’s some postcards from various places and a giveaway to all her readers. so, go check out alex’s beautiful new site (if you haven’t already) and have a read through all the lovely guest posts that are happening whilst she takes a break and focuses on the VERY IMPORTANT task of welcoming her beautiful baby into the world. i feel very blessed to have met the beautiful gypsy alex and her gorgeous man in person. and i can’t wait to meet their beautiful gypsy girl.
    (i also love that she gave me the friday the 13th spot)
  2. check out this week’s friday five from ms Sas Lockey. how she finds these things is beyond me
  3. i couldn’t leave the postcards from wales (rural | coastal), without sharing some images with you of the waterfall country…
    waterfall country, wales
  4. waterfall country, wales

    waterfall country, wales
    i swam in a pool below these falls, but you’re never going to see that photograph.
    yes, it was quite cold, but not the coldest pool i’ve been wild swimming in!

    waterfall country, wales

    waterfall country, wales

    postcards from wales

  5. enough about me, let’s talk about YOU.
    over the coming weeks i will be sharing some of my friends, inspiration and favourite places online. i have made some amazing connections and learned a lot of new tricks via this medium and i want to share them with you. introductions will begin next friday.

what adventures are you having at the moment? are they near where you live or farther from home?
with love to you wherever you are,
leonie

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